Written by Croup
“NNGH!” The big thug let out a grunt as Jed slammed him up against a wall. “Ungh, damn cop! Why you always gotta ruin my fun?”
“So knocking over convenience stores is just ‘fun’ for you now, huh?” Jed said as he scraped him along the brick alley lining before shoving him to the ground. He quickly settled his heavy panda’s bulk on top of the two-bit punk, sitting on his back to keep him down and grabbing his wrists. “I’m surprised at you, Brunt. I thought you’d gone clean.”
Brunt, a jacked up rhino with a chip on his shoulder, struggled underneath him. “Motherfucker! Like I’d really do that? I only said that shit so you’d quit parkin’ your fat ass on my corner!”
Jed frowned. “You know what? You’ve got the right to remain silent,” he said, covering the rhino’s mouth with his big hand while he cuffed him.